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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG,

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,

AND TO THE REPUBLIC, FOR WHICH IT STANDS,

ONE NATION UNDER GOD,

INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY

AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

Why not tune into The Deuce Show on NAB Radio this afternoon at 3pm EDT? You can hear some of the latest music from the vibrant Indie Music scene in the United Kingdom, bought to you with the assistance of Deuce Management and Promotions

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President
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Webpage: http://www.ArekReliga.net
Location: Justice, IL, US
Description: Arek Religa was born in Poland. He started playing guitar at the age of 16. His musical talent soon transformed him to major Polish stages, playing with many great named musicians and bands. One of the most memorable performances for Arek…
Biography: Arek Religa Releases Multifaceted Instrumental Indie Album In Memory Of The Greatests

Chicago, Illinois- January 6, 2008- Arek Religa came to America from Poland in the year 2000. He started playing guitar at the age of 16. His musical talent soon transformed him into recognized talent and he was playing on major Polish stages in short order. Religa played with many well-known musicians and bands over the years before arriving on US soil. One of the most memorable performances for Arek was in 1999 when he played the International Film Music Festival in Poznan, Poland with The Robert Janson Band, right next to world famous musicians such as Chuck Mangione, Blues Brothers, Maurice Jarre, Michael Kamen, and others. After the year 2000, he found his talent of composing and arranging.

His first major release of original compositions was released in late 2007 titled In Memory of The Greatests. The recording features 13 varied tracks of instrumental rock-jazz-fusion. Each track creates a different atmosphere as the six-string wizard gives the nod to the great players of our time. On “Viva Carlos,” one of the most popular modern day artists, Carlos Santana, gets a fitting tribute. The familiarity of that song allows the listener to find their own comfort zone then settle in and enjoy the explorations Religa takes off on for the rest of the recording.

Religa is a multitalented instrumentalist providing the guitar, keyboards, bass, and programming throughout the entire recording. The atmospheric layers of music that the artist uses are symphonic at times, leading the music into a more progressive path. The jazz-rock-fusion is also very progressive with the instrumentation and compositions on In Memory of The Greatests. Arek Religa is a talent on the rise and he will soon find his music in demand by not only listeners but also movie soundtracks and video games would be a certain consideration for his work. Arek was recognized most recently for his outstanding talents by MuzikReviews.com. He was selected out of 64 other artists that entered the talent contest the site ran through Sonic Bids. For updates, pictures, and sound samples visit the Arek Religa website.

Website: http://www.arekreliga.net

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- 2005 Dallas Songwriter Association Contest - 3rd place in the Instrumental / TV /Film / Classical and Jazz Category with his tune "It’s going to be better".

- 7th Annual Great American Song Contest - Finalist in the Instrumental category with the tune "It’s going to be better"

Song called "Hope"was used in a movie by J. Michael Seyfert "Rent a Rasta".

January 2007 - Song of the Year Contest, monthly finalist in the Instrumental/Jazz/world Music Category with "Beyond horizon"

Song of the Year songwriting contest in March’s round in category Instrumental/Jazz/World with "Into the future"

April 2007 - Texas Music Project (Guitar Solo Contest), winner in the Electrical Guitar Category.

Two of Arek’s songs "It’s going to be better" and "!Viva! Carlos" were released on compilation CD "Real musica" by "Black Rose Production"

"Beyond horizon" will be released on compilation CD "Guitars of Tomorrow vol.1" by K.T. Records .

Arek Religa was selected by JIMDUNLOP.COM as a BAND OF THE WEEK-12-31-2007. (see photo gallery)

Semifinalist for the Dallas Songwriters Association 2007 Song Contest in category: "Instrumental/TV/Film/Class/Jazz " with songs "Beyond horizon" & "Island of my dreams".

Unisong International Songwriting Contest 11th Annual Blues HONORABLE MENTIONS,song "And the road goes on".

3rd Place DSA 2007 Winner Song Contest in category: "Instrumental/TV/Film/Class/Jazz " with songs "Island of my dreams" Honorable Mention DSA 2007 Winner Song Contest in category: "Instrumental/TV/Film/Class/Jazz " with songs with "Beyond horizon"

Arek Religa was selected by JIMDUNLOP.COM as a BAND OF THE WEEK-12-31-2007.

Band members:

Arek Religa - composer,arranger, producer, guitars, keyboards , programming
Tomasz Wywrot - saxophone, keyboards
Jerzy Kusiak - drums
Pawel Pospieszalski - bass
Jacek Berlin - percussions
Konrad Stankiewicz - keyboards, rhythm guitar

Press Release:
"In Memory Of The Greatests"

Review by Keith "MuzikMan" Hannaleck-December 12, 2007

Arek Religa was honored with the MuzikReviews.com Sonic Bids talent contest winner a few months ago. With his amazing guitar playing talents and his two-hand tapping technique video that leaves your mouth hanging open, made the choice obvious as we narrowed it down to the final three contestants.

In Memory Of The Greatests is Religa’s tribute the great guitar maestros of our time. Arek hails from Poland. Quite amazingly, he did not start playing the guitar until he was sixteen years old. Getting a late start in life did not seem to matter.

This recording is comprised of 13 tracks of instrumental rock, jazz-fusion, blues, and all of that mixed together with atmospheric orchestrated backgrounds created by keyboards to give it a symphonic prog rock feel at times. On scorchers like “Viva Carlos”, the guitarist cuts loose and gives his best impression of the legendary rock-blues-world six-string hero Santana. That is the only track that is obviously dedicated to one particular artist, while the rest of the tracks are an intelligent mixture of influences and superb talent inspired by many years of studying the masters and perfecting a unique style.

In the end when the CD stops spinning, you are convinced that you have found a new guitar hero to bow to and acknowledge, yet another previously unrecognized force to be reckoned with in the vast world of indie music.

This guy can rock, he plays with taste and style, and a little bit of both for the perfect audio elixir that will have you mesmerized in no time flat. As you make your way through this instrumental treasure trove you discover how brilliant the artist is and how using influences from many genres and great guitar players through the ages allows for a most enjoyable and diversified listening experience.This is an artist with a passionate flame burning inside. It comes flowing through the strings of his instrument one track after another.

I refer to one track on the CD however; I would prefer to look at it as a whole entity, a project that has a beginning and end with a storyline implicated by the title of each track. Songs without words can paint a canvas that leaves you to your own devices and imagination. Arek Religa perpetuates this very situation consistently throughout his work in all 13 tracks. The future is now for innovative independents like this; check out this amazing guitar work on In Memory Of The Greatests.

Copyright MuzikReviews.com-Keith “MuzikMan”Hannaleck-December 16, 2007

"In memory of the Greatests" by Arek Religa

"From Polish-born composer/guitarist/keyboardist Arek Religa comes this thirteen track disc of original instrumentals, most of which are in a jazz/rock fusion vein, with classical, electronica, Latin, progressive rock and World music elements incorporated into the mix, without losing focus. Religa is joined by Tomasz Wywrot on sax and keyboards, Jerzy Kusiak on drums, bassist Pawel Pospieszalski, percussionist Jacek Berlin, and Konrad Stankiewicz on keyboards and rhythm guitar.

The symphonic “Hope” provides the dramatic opening moments, slowly building to a cinematic climax. “Beyond Horizon” gets into funk territory, with some imaginative guitar orchestrations. “Viva Carlos” is a nod to Santana - check out Arek’s fiery wah-wah pedal work! “Island of My Dreams“ and “Next Step to the End” both start in a pastoral mood, then kick it up a notch or two. “On the Road” and “And the Road Goes on” further show Religa’s versatility as a guitarist, dialing up just the right sound for the occasion. “For All My Angels” toggles between distorted power chords and clean, echo-drenched lead lines under an almost robotic dance beat. “By the Paradise” features a slide guitar reminiscent of George Harrison, as well as some fine sax playing. “In Memory of the Greatests” closes with the haunting title track.

This is one CD to check out when you are in the mood for music that is at once adventurous and highly listenable."

Written By: Bill Coonley evolutionofmedia.com

Webpage: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/leonnewton
Location: Jackson, MS, USA
Description: A new kind of world music with a unique style of story telling of country/ pop listening and dance sound.
Biography:
Press
Release:

Pro songwriter Leon Newton of Jackson, Mississippi was a top finalist in the 2007 SongOfTheYear.com songwriting competition in the country category with his great — touching song titled “Love Story”.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

AUGUST 2007

JACKSON, MS

Pro songwriter Leon Newton of Jackson, Mississippi was a top finalist in the 2007 SongOfTheYear.com songwriting competition in the country category with his great — touching song titled “Love Story”. Mr. Newton is a gifted, talented, prolific and award winning songwriter who is on the rise to music industry prominence. He is a writer for music publishers and A&R personnel to take notice of and give a valid listen to his work. His songs are currently available for publishing and recording.
Leon was also a competition winner twice in 2006 with his songs, “Global Warming” and “Cintia”. Regarding the topic of global warming Mr. Newton says; “I wrote the song “Global Warming” because this is a serious matter not to be taken lightly. As songwriters and music artists, we have a responsibility to help raise public awareness of such issues, and to help keep the world and our environment safe. Music is an art form that can touch us and cause us to act like no other”. His song, “Global Warming” has been downloaded from all over the world.
Mr. Newton is originally from Cleveland, OH, now residing in Jackson, MS. He has been writing, producing and honing his craft for over 10 years, and his positive progression as a writer is validated by his recent competition entry awards and winnings. His songs range from country, folk, blues, rock, rap and Christian genres. However, Leon enjoys writing country songs best.
Leon says; “I write in various genres of music, but I enjoy writing country music the most, because the songs tell stories about real people and real life situations. A person can learn a lot from country songs. My current pursuit is to land a songwriting contract with a music publisher, and to have my songs recorded by major artists. My life’s goal is to write great songs that people can relate to and love to listen and dance to”. His most recent composition is a country song titled “Country On My Mind” (about a girl named Country).
Leon has also written a catchy song titled “Race Car Junky” for the fans and drivers of NASCAR. Leon is actively working to establish “Race Car Junky” as a theme song with the NASCAR Association, to be played and sold at their racing events.
All indicators dictate that Leon Newton has what it takes to be a successful hit songwriter. A writer who desires producers, publishers, record company executives and artists to take the time to explore. Leon’s songs can be heard and are available for download on, itunes, Rhapsody, and for a good listen, logon to http://www.indie911.com/leon-newton. Leon wishes to present his songwriting to the world.
Fans, music publishers, producers and record companies may contact Leon Newton by e-mail at leonnewt@aol.com.

As a result of the high standard of bands and artists promoted by Deuce Management & Promotion, North American Broadcasting Radio (NAB) in Charleston, USA will now be hosting a one hour weekly Deuce Show starting on Tuesday 03 June 2008 at 3.00pm (EDT), which is 3pm BST, for UK listeners

NAB Radio is dedicated in broadcasting the very best in emerging bands/artists along with well established ones to listeners worldwide. Featuring several of the best Internet radio presenters, the station has grown in leaps and bounds since its launch in April 2007; quickly gaining in popularity with listeners over traditional FM stations.

Due to the frequency of the shows, Deuce bands and artists featured on NAB Radio will be:

µ Receiving exposure to listeners worldwide

µ Having the opportunity to have their own recorded voiceover played before their track allowing listeners to learn more about them

µ Being featured on other shows throughout the day on NAB Radio and other radio stations too.

Further information on NAB Radio can be found on their website www.northamericanbroadcasting.com

We hope you enjoy the shows and look forward to hearing from you soon!

Farting into the wind, and dodging the stink? No, nor me, but it might have got your attention, and while you’re here how about a little bit of blogging eh?

What have YOU been up to?

So life is going alright, I need your email addresses or messenger names, I miss you all. Keep in touch and I hope everyone is doing good!

 

Jackie

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