THE Asylum

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I hate early morning. I wish I woke up raring to go, but I don’t. I feel like dog doo. Anyway, the sun is up, the coffee is brewing and it’s the start of another long day here at Eyebee Mansion, where I have to slave away all day, and keep a beady on THE Asylum.

It’s a great life, if you don’t weaken, but right now, a few minutes after arising, I feel very vulnerable to attack. I must away for a few minutes, and fortify myself with hot strong coffee, and then I shall be ready for the battle ahead.

Nice to see a few more people posting in here, and making some comments. Don’t be shy! It’s for everyone that uses #asylum to visit here and post stuff. Comments about what’s going on in the channel, or what might interest some of the folks in real life, or perhaps some video from YouTube….

Anyway, it’s a rather early late night comment from me this evening. It’s only midnight, but I’m going to wend my way to the old pit….

A Glimpse into the nuthouse

It is indeed a late night here at Eyebee Towers. It’s almost 3am, and I’m actually yawning now, but I need to finish some CD burning, which is going on while I write this drivel for you larks to read first thing in the morning.

Now, in the time that land forgot, I shall clean my teeth (contrary to rumor, I still have all my own teeth), and then I shall wend my way to the snore pit, where I shall sleep soundly until later.

Why do we sleep soundly anyway? I mean unless we snore, we don’t make any more sound than during the day, and for some folks, considerably less.

Anyway, a very good night to you all, and may tomorrow, or indeed later today, find you all alive and as well as can be expected in the lunatic world of the Asylum. Well I would but I haven’t got one.

What do you think of the show so far, then?

It’s a bright and sunny Sunday morning here. What’s it like in your corner of the world?

Breakfast…. think I’ll have bacon, eggs, and toast.

<echidna4> i do not make messes in my pants

you kidnapped me and handcuffed me just because you do not like men
[2007-11-03 21:59] <echidna4> im getting hard julie but you are still laughing at me
[2007-11-03 21:59] <echidna4> thanx
[2007-11-03 22:00] echidna4: is your name Justin?
[2007-11-03 22:00] <echidna4> i will wear leather pants for you julie
[2007-11-03 22:00] <echidna4> no i am not justin
[2007-11-03 22:00] we didn’t think so, it’s too short.
[2007-11-03 22:01] <echidna4> i am sure my real name is very hard to trace and i like it that way
[2007-11-03 22:01] is that a euphmisim?
[2007-11-03 22:01] no it’s a lot of bollocks
[2007-11-03 22:01] <fakestone> Don’t you have a girlfriend, enchidna?
[2007-11-03 22:01] <echidna4> who the fuck is justin
[2007-11-03 22:02] <echidna4> yes i have a girlfriend but i like having fun on irc
[2007-11-03 22:03] <echidna4> my dick is usually 5 inches but very wide when erect
[2007-11-03 22:04] <echidna4> shamrock my gf knows a little bit
[2007-11-03 22:04] <echidna4> eyebee that is a terrible subject
[2007-11-03 22:05] <echidna4> i have an enormous tongue that is agile that should be the topic
[2007-11-03 22:06] <echidna4> eybee is really angering me

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